I'm a sailor peg, and I lost my leg

So, should I introduce myself? Seeing as you can't answer, I'll do a short introduction.

I'm The Punk Skunk. I live in California. That's long enough.
I think the minds that decided how to make school need to revise some of their ideas. First of all, there should be a limit on homework. Dudes, there becomes a point where I just can't memorize that crap, because you didn't give me any time to eat. You gave me these choices: Get all the homework done, sleep for a somewhat reasonable time, but don't eat. Get all the homework done, eat, but don't get any sleep. Or, get none of the homework done, and eat and sleep. Naw! I think they should either shorten school, or lessen the load of homework. Choose, bitches! The school system's fucked up. There's a reason the average grade is a C, and it's not primarily because we don't try.

Shut up!

People have always told me I have a sort of weird accent, but none of those people were interested enough to tell me what it is. They always said "I don't know, but it's something. Well, finally a smart chick told me it sounds Irish. It made me happy, and it makes sense because Ireland is a primary country of origin on my mother's side. I feel slightly more bad ass now, so I'm about as bad ass as a house cat, but an Irish house cat.