Halloween and such...

It's been a long time Cottonheads. :[
I feel horrible for abandoning you, but now I'm back, and crazier then ever!

Halloween was last Saturday. Let me just tell you, greatest holiday ever. I had way too much fun. Now, not only have I discovered that I am a "fucking adorable" ninja with a gun, but I can also get out of sticky situations quick like a bunny.

On Friday night I ended up staying up 23 hours, lost my mind, and had a phone conversation that I can now no longer remember.
On Halloween day I found out that I love my friends more then ever. Halloween night we all went to our schools Halloween dance with no high hopes, our schools dances fail miserably and are usually all rap with Sandstorm thrown in there somewhere. Out of nowhere I hear the beginning of the Time Warp. I am a flipping Rocky Horror whore, I love it like crazy. Anyway, hearing this made we bolt away from the group of people I came with into the darkness of our black out auditorium to find my fellow Rocky Whore, Mica. After screaming her name a few times she pops up out of no where and drags me across the room to where they are SHOWING THE SCENE. This is the pont where I flip the fuck out and tear off everything that I could without getting suspended. Shoes, gloves, scarf, all those juicy bits are gone. Now Here I am, in front of more then 200 people, with maybe five other kids doing the Time Warp and screaming 'group sex'. Little did I know our principle watched the whole thing >.<

So we left the dance early, after the "Time Warp" we knew it would only go downhill. On our way home we decided to stop by the local Kroger to pick up some half off candy. After finding our loots we were about to check out when these three girls come in wearing the skankiest costumes ever. Okay, they weren't really, but one of them was wearing a Robin costume. I swear to all that is holy her nipples were falling out of her shirt, so as we passed them I stated a fact rather too loudly "Or let your nipples hang out, that's cool too..."
No more then five minutes later I felt a tap on my shoulder. Here's some girl, she was a pretty girl, but she was a bigger girl. A REALLY big girl, wearing close to nothing. She looks me dead in the eyes and in the whiniest voice I have ever heard "Did you just call my best friend a... SLUT?" At this point we're screwed, these girls looked like bad news. If we didn't act fast, If I didn't act fast, we were doomed, they'd try to stomp us then and there. I looked over to my friends for help. At this point they all looked like nuns, clothed from neck to ankle, halo and folded hands, (backstabbers). I thought we were screwed, we were gonna die in Kroger, but then I saw Carolyn. Sweet little Carolyn whom of which we'd been calling a French hooker all night. Her top was low enough!
"Oh no, no! I was just making fun of my friend, her top's been really low all night!" (her cleavage wasn't even showing >.<)
"Ohhhhhh, okay!!!" The three girls walked away, we lived, and they still didn't get that I never said she wasn't a whore.


Moral of the story is, If you are going to do the Time Warp in public, look around before you start screaming your fondness for 'group sex'.
Another moral is that if you are going to call other girls sluts, be sure to have a skanky friend to help bail you out. :D


Alex {{{I love my best friends, even my fellow slut ninja with a gun}}} Lee


P.S. Sandstorm is an amazing dance song, the only real techno song they ever play, I'm still not sure why, no one seems to like it but me and my friends.

P.S.S. Yes, I did in fact call your friend a slut, tape dem nippies in!

(little old ladys, dollars, and such!) POST PEOPLE!

We need more people to post their stories >.<

Come on everyone I know you have one or two freaky experiences!

For Instance I walked to the local library with my friends Katie and Jessica the other day. We had to get hamburger buns afterwards for dinner, so we went to Walgreen's after we left the library. We walked all around the store for a minute then gave up on looking for the buns. We waited on the ladies at the counter to quit their gabbing so we could ask. Once we figured out we'd walked past it twelve times we finally snatched up two packages of the buns. The thing was that after paying late fees for books at the library we were short about a dollar.
Jessica, Katie, and me all freaked out, We'd get so much crap from Katie's mom if we didn't get them. So I suggested we ask someone for a dollar. Katie and Jessica, both shy as flip, refused to. This left me, so I was screwed into it. I don't like people very much, but I am very good with people.

So I turned around and found my person. This elderly lady and her granddaughter where in the isle next to us. So I put on my sweet little girl face, fixed my jacket and went up to this complete stranger. "Excuse me ma'am, My sisters and me came to the store to buy hamburger buns for our mom, but we're short a dollar. I was wondering, if we could ma'am, may we please borrow a dollar?"
No crap. I said EXACTLY THAT. Oh my gosh I could've punched myself in the face. I waited for the old lady to get us kicked out, but that didn't happen. She chuckled at me a little, probably because of my Oscar worthy performance, and replied "A Dollar?"
"Yes ma'am" She got out her wallet and gave me a dollar. Oh my god this lady gave me a dollar! THERE ARE STILL KIND PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD! I turned to Katie and Jessica and held up the dollar. Katie's face was buried in the beef jerky and Jessica was trying to pull her out. I quickly spun back around to the lady, "Thank you so very much ma'am!" I heard Jessica say thank you and Katie mumbled something I think. We did it. We bought the buns. We felt amazing, realizing there still are good people in the world.

Anyway, people, please tell your tales, there are so many of us, why can't we all tell our little old lady stories?! This place would be filled with dollars, and candy, and that old lady scented powder, and those little packages of Kleenexes, and something fun for us all to laugh at.


Peace -
Alex {{maybe she just had pity on me for my sappy performance}} Lee





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Sham-wow! It's like beating a hooker, but not! :D

Dude seriously, what if the moon was made out of cheese?!

You've caught glimpses of shows like Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, and The secret Life Of An American Teenager. They all claim to be shows about situations and lives of most teenagers now, and that is sort-of true. Kids are going out and doing things that would've been shunned in society thirty years ago. Not everyone is like this though. Like me.

My name's Alex Lee, I'm going to be 16 in December, and I'm from the Midwest.

Unlike those crazy drama-filled shows that make my mind pound with whining, bitching, and fighting, I'm a nice kid. I try to do good in school. I don't have sex with a different guy each week (or at all thank you very much.) I am almost always a bit eccentric. I love to make people laugh and have a good time. I have very little fashion sense and don't really care. I don't do drugs, drink, or smoke, all of those things have messed up my life already, I've seen what they can do to people and I don't want to be like that. I love and respect my family to death. I live with my dad and my brother. My parents are divorced and I'm a daddy's girl. My dad is one of my best friends and his keen ear for music is baffling. My mom has done some things I don't like at all so I'm not as close as I would like to be with her. I don't like to speak up a whole bunch at school, but I never shut up at home. I'm not one of those stereotypical anti-socials. I don't like how most people at my school act but I have quite a wide variety of friends. I participate in building set and behind the scenes work with all our school plays.

The loves of my life are my best friends, my family, the music I hold near'n'dear and my animals. Since I was teeny-tiny I've loved animals. I have a cat named Kitty (original right? XD) she's a shorthaired calico and is around 8-9 years old. I also have a German Shepard/Rottweiler mix named Oden, He's a big baby. My addition is my hedgehog. His name is MC (Mac and Cheese) Hewitt. Hewitt's an odd little guy but I love him still.

Now that I've babbled on and told you my whole effing life in a few paragraphs I'm going to bit you adieu for now

peace-

Alex {hello?...OR HANG UP ON ME YOU JERK!} Lee